Sunday, February 24, 2008

Negotiation

As I was telling Erwann, here are my rules of engagement:

1. Always be prepared with a plan (A and B).

2. Always carry a positive result. Data is the best endorphin. Or aphrodisiac. Or laxative. Whatever. Something that engages your parasympathetic reflexes.

3. Always have an element of (pleasant) surprise.

For instance, that little blip that you see in row four labeled "Orc6". I can't tell you how long we've been waiting to see that. And by we, I mean him.
Most important of all,

Don't ever give away the whole game. Its important to keep the upper hand.

I feel like such a fucking schemer, I know. I like to think its my primal Darwinian instincts. fighting for limited resources.

4 Comments:

Blogger May said...

hmmm, so far your fitness=0.

Mwahahaha,
my fitness is now somewhat >0!

February 24, 2008 8:52 pm  
Blogger khal said...

i know, tell me about it!

sigh... update on the meeting tonight

February 24, 2008 8:54 pm  
Blogger May said...

BTW, I just saw the sentence "data is the best aphrodisiac".

I wonder if this explains the rumor going around here. Supposedly a certain young PI's office couch should be avoided at all cost.

I need a black light and an accomplice.

February 25, 2008 6:47 pm  
Blogger khal said...

Fuck London, I'm getting a postdoc in Boston.

Blacklight, check.
Accomplice, check.

February 25, 2008 7:24 pm  

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