A little poem
.... or, what happened yesterday in the kitchen, in rhyme.
Miss HC likes my eyebrows
"I like them thick and bushy"
I wonder what Miss C would say
If she ever saw my tushy?
"Oh don't you shave that unibrow,
I find it very sexy."
And since I was just about to,
I'm now a bit perplexy.
Oh shut it, Its got to keep rhyming.
Miss HC likes my eyebrows
"I like them thick and bushy"
I wonder what Miss C would say
If she ever saw my tushy?
"Oh don't you shave that unibrow,
I find it very sexy."
And since I was just about to,
I'm now a bit perplexy.
Oh shut it, Its got to keep rhyming.
posted by khal at 2:21 pm
7 Comments:
bushy and tushy are two words you dont want to hear in the same sentence. or same poem.
Why is there all of a sudden an epidemic of hair fetish in the lab?
no no, not an epidemic
Its the same one as before.
She likes hairy men, I guess
HC - Hillary Clinton? No wonder she's losing the election!
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@ maarten: Oh please, if I endorsed HC (Hilary) she'd totally get all the brownie votes.
Which is like 2. I think.
@ you know who you are: You may have deleted the comment but everyone knows that you love my hairy chest. For the record.
It was me. I don't actually recall ever seeing your hairy chest (is it really hairy?). The hairy legs traumatized me enough for my lifetime.
The original post was just clarifying that I am not HC, although I am HHC.
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