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You know how you're like, biking on the road, and never mind the cars that are overtaking you but then every so often, there's this asshole on another bicycle who decides he's going to overtake you as well? And you're like, shit dude, would you chill, we're both on bikes, no need to fight who's got the bigger dick.

Well, friends, I am happy to announce, that today, I was that asshole.

And it felt good. Oh, so good.