Inappropriate banter - 1

"You know when I first walked into the room and saw MF, I thought it was JH"

"Oh please! They look so different"

"Not really, they're both skinny, have blond hair and bangs and wear glasses and smile a lot"

"You must be blind. They look nothing like each other..... unless they have the same size breasts."

"No, JH has much smaller breasts. MF's are more plump."

"I can't believe you said that. I was joking but I should have known you would have noticed them. You guys are sick."

"Well, I call it data collection. Attributes, if you will."