Interesting ways to say....

.... according to MR

1. "You smell like a bathtub"
= You smell nice.

Yeah, I had the same reaction, MR said this to Kipp the other day and when I heard I was like, "hmm... ??"

2. "Stop farting around"
= Stop joking.

Said to me when I was pulling her leg the other day. I suppose my jokes smell bad?

3. "What is foreplay?"
= what is foreplay?

No, seriously. She didn't know. I suppose in her case its usually wham, bam, thank you Ben.

There were more but I'll bring those out later.